zee analog

I'd make a hot chick..

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:09:10 GMT

And..

Then it gets really weird..

Sharon Stone comes up two different time..Hrmm.

Funny.

Wed, 03 Aug 2005 09:10:51 GMT

the Ham
(43% dark, 52% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 18% on dark
You scored higher than 75% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 62% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

LAME

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 01:13:26 GMT

I was riding my bike today and a big dumb dog ran in front of me; I fell off like a bitch and skinned my knee. The dog's owner, some cute blonde, saw it happen; I got up and tried to look cool like nothing was wrong..

Later, I was riding up a steep hill and some piece broke off my bike.

I had to walk home.

IF you from L.A. I feel bad for you son..

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 10:15:14 GMT

99 Problems,

but the Lakers ain't one.

"Kobe got a techinical last night, he told the ref it wasn't a foul, it was consensual."

DON'T WANT DRAMA!

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 09:59:36 GMT

DON'T..WANT..DRAMA!

DON'T..WANT..NONE!

We wastin', the FAKERS!
They don't give it up..
We gon take it!
The realest..
Up in in this..
PISTONS buckin,
fakers shakin!

obey your thirst!

Tue, 04 May 2004 16:47:04 GMT

i luv the new berryclear sprite zeemix
that is all..

When you peel off your Sean John's..

Sun, 01 Feb 2004 03:35:09 GMT

If you don't use a conDUM..you DUM

-Esham

Word to mother..

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 20:52:23 GMT

They god damn okra and beans got ya Oprah in jeans..
It seems to me..
A little Lean Cuisine
wouldn't hurt much..
Hot! Don't touch!

FORCED ENTRY

Thu, 09 Oct 2003 06:04:51 GMT

[23:08] zee analog: that's the girl chris WOULDN'T hook-up with
[23:08] zee analog: she was throwing herself at him
[23:09] PerfectMess: HAHAHHA
no way!
[23:09] PerfectMess: hahahah
[23:09] PerfectMess: okay
[23:09] PerfectMess: he is GAY
[23:09] PerfectMess: i would toss her salad...and she was throwing herself at him...and he said NO!
[23:09] PerfectMess: okay yeah...he IS gay you were right! oh my god
[23:09] zee analog: lol
[23:09] zee analog: z is always right
[23:09] PerfectMess: z-money!

SINCE Y'ALL WANTED A RECENT PICTURE OF Z

Tue, 24 Jun 2003 15:45:42 GMT

GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN. Z IS BACK. TELL SOME MEN..

Fri, 20 Jun 2003 19:57:04 GMT

I have been pressured to update..so here it is!

I graduated from school FINALLY. Who's throwing me a party??
It's been over a month and they still haven't mailed me my diploma, odd..

I went to cedar point wedneday..it was pretty fun, but i didn't get to go on the new ride though =[ when I was there, it was the first time in a month that they turned it on, but it was only running for about an hour. My friends, Mr. Autopsy and Meltdown, were supposed to be in the next group to ride it before they shut it down again. That's rough..
I guess they officially re-opened today..Argh.

I have no job officially. But I have started my own biznass fixing computers. I can't believe people let me in their house to mess with their shit..

It's a nice day outside but I walked out there for a minute and got bored. It sucks not having money..It also sucks living in the middle of nowhere..

demon

Tue, 11 Mar 2003 07:50:56 GMT

natural born killers is on..i forgot how badass this movie is.

I wouldn't exactly say I'd been missing it, Bob..

Sat, 08 Mar 2003 19:20:55 GMT

i decided not to go into work today
..or anymore

my swedish friend

Thu, 06 Feb 2003 08:57:27 GMT

I just saw the video for Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" by NIN.
I'm disturbed..

nightmare on z st.

Thu, 30 Jan 2003 18:08:48 GMT

her and i making out in bed in the dark
her saying, "Now there's an Indian for both of us"
sister sneaking in bed and freaking us out
me yelling, "I'm naked!" to scare sister off
walking with sister out in hallway
creepy little blonde girl
purple and blue lights
asking her, while shaking her
"Why are you here??" "Go away!"
Wanted to push her down the stairs..

Shifty characters..

Wed, 15 Jan 2003 20:22:25 GMT

Pisces Horoscope

Wed Jan. 15, 2003
by Astrocenter.com

You might be introduced to a new colleague, dear Pisces. Don't be surprised if this person makes your flesh crawl. This could be a warning signal, or it could simply mean that this person is absolutely terrified and therefore acting defensive. Don't jump to any conclusions about this person until you get to know him or her better. Remember, always give the benefit of the doubt whenever possible.

You want lobster?? I'm thinking Burger King..

Mon, 13 Jan 2003 18:19:37 GMT

Still without my Spice Platinum =[
I may have to retire from the bootleg business and get to rockin' product.

Met up with Autopsy at Dave & Buster's, luckily we didn't encounter any busters (or dave's for that matter,) or two-man cell woulda had to regulate..

They always manage to screw up my New Orlean's chicken sandwich and forget my ranch dressing..I did get some happy hour 1/2 off COCKtails though..

I'm so bored I might go to school..that's bad. I need to visit 2 websites and write a small visit report about it, sounds easy enough. This is the kind of rigorous work senior college students are subjected to..

Still waiting for 2 places to get back to me about a job, nobody ever seems to email or call me back, they must suspect I'm a shady character or something..

Tue, 07 Jan 2003 22:30:44 GMT

Mon Jan. 6, 2003
by Astrology.com

You wake up this morning with a grin as big as Texas and a heart fluttering with love for the world. Strap on your fairy wings and fly all over the country spreading your happy dust far and wide."

Mon Jan. 6, 2003
by Astrocenter.com

It isn't just princesses who get to live happily ever after in fairy tales, dear Pisces. You have this right as well. The conditions are ripe for attracting a special person into your life. There is no need to rely on "expert" advice for attracting a soul mate. It is your own unique qualities that will beckon to Prince Charming.

I can't wait to find Prince Charming

bushy

Mon, 25 Nov 2002 20:05:22 GMT

Why is Macy Gray on my playlist?

HUSSIE PATROL

Mon, 18 Nov 2002 04:59:00 GMT

I was on my way to pick up lunch today and I stopped my car at a redlight while talkin to my sister on the phone. I looked over and saw this car with 3 blonde girls in it looking and smiling at me; so I smiled and looked away and finished up my phone conversation. I put my phone down and looked over and the girl driving was givin me a 'come hither' look and she began to suck and lick her finger like she was giving it oral. I cracked up and shook my head..then i raised my eyebrow and and looked at them and pointed at them and then back at me and nodded..the I busted out laughing again and the light turned green and the drove off..then I got distracted by my tasty Chili's to-go lunch and totally forgot about the car full of poon I had just encountered.

why does shit like this always happen to me?

i got more time than morris day & jerome.

Mon, 11 Nov 2002 06:14:44 GMT

went cosmic bowling last night..it was a hip bowling alley, equipped with 2 bars and karaoke 3 nights a week, and it's near my crib. considered spittin' on the mic to break the monotony of the country music gayness, but the selection of rap tracks was stale.

on saturday i somehow made it to work for a 8 AM meeting after goin to bed all raggedy at 4 and waking up 10 minutes before i had to be there. i was still feelin pretty good till about noon. damn it feels good to be a gangsta..then i took an hour lunch break and played it off like the dumb new employee, i like to use that excuse for about the first year of emplyment, if i get that far.

It's Tricky

Fri, 08 Nov 2002 16:00:56 GMT

I woke up wide-awake at 9:30 today after goin to bed at 5..I'll probably be sleepy just in time for work. Found out I actually have to pay the parking ticket i got in Toronto. It's 20 bucks U.S. I somehow manage to get a traffic violation everywhere I go..I'M CURSED!! Or just IG-NIT..

R.I.P Jam Master Jay.
It feels like a uncle of mine passed away. I grew up on him and Run DMC.
God damn that DJ made my day..

Cereal Bandit

Tue, 01 Oct 2002 06:56:51 GMT

I got pulled over by the fuzz tonite on the way home. i had a burnt out headlight and license plate light. the cops searched my jeep and patted me down. i lucked out because their computer was down or something and they couldn't run my license. i need to get my address on it changed.

[02:49] zee analog: it was funny..
[02:49] zee analog: when the cops pulled me over
[02:49] zee analog: i had a box of cereal
[02:49] zee analog: and i started all calmly eating it..
[02:50] zee analog: and when they told me to get out to search it
[02:50] zee analog: i was standing around with a handful snackin on it
[02:50] zee analog: and he told me to eat it or throw it on the ground so he could pat me down
[02:52] zee analog: OH
[02:52] zee analog: and he asked me what i did tonite..
[02:52] zee analog: and he was like "Did you watch the football game?"
[02:52] zee analog: and i was like "No."
[02:52] zee analog: and i said i watched a movie
[02:52] zee analog: and he asked which one
[02:52] zee analog: and i said "Bandits"
[02:52] zee analog: and he said "That's the one with Billy Bob Thorton isn't it?"
[02:53] zee analog: haha
[02:53] zee analog: and i said "Yeah..and Bruce Willis."
[02:53] zee analog: he asked me if it was good
[02:53] zee analog: and i said..yeah it was interesting..
[02:55] zee analog: i think he was tryin to get some dirt on me
[02:55] zee analog: because he felt the rubbers in my pants pocket
[02:55] zee analog: he probably wanted to hear i fucked somone..
[02:55] zee analog: fuckin fag..

n2deep

Tue, 03 Sep 2002 02:54:07 GMT

almost no sleep in 4 days..

school tomorrow, ugh.

*dies*

gheyness

Fri, 16 Aug 2002 08:05:24 GMT

My Romance Meter

Optimist 35%

65% Cynic

Close 32%

68% Distant

Long Term 17%

83% Brief

What does my romance meter read?