Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006
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12:08 am - I'd make a hot chick..
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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
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5:10 am - Funny.
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the Ham
(43% dark, 52% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) | your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith |  |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 18% on dark | | You scored higher than 75% on spontaneous | | You scored higher than 62% on vulgar |
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
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9:07 pm - LAME
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I was riding my bike today and a big dumb dog ran in front of me; I fell off like a bitch and skinned my knee. The dog's owner, some cute blonde, saw it happen; I got up and tried to look cool like nothing was wrong..
Later, I was riding up a steep hill and some piece broke off my bike.
I had to walk home.
current mood:  aggravated
current music: Pussy Ain't Got No Face - Esham
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
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6:14 am - IF you from L.A. I feel bad for you son..
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99 Problems,
but the Lakers ain't one.
"Kobe got a techinical last night, he told the ref it wasn't a foul, it was consensual."
current mood:  thirsty
current music: Jay-z - 99 problems
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(11 moves busted | bust a move)
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5:59 am - DON'T WANT DRAMA!
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DON'T..WANT..DRAMA!
DON'T..WANT..NONE!
We wastin', the FAKERS!
They don't give it up..
We gon take it!
The realest..
Up in in this..
PISTONS buckin,
fakers shakin!
current mood:  jubilant
current music: 8 Ball & MJG - Dont Want Drama
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(15 moves busted | bust a move)
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Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
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1:07 pm - obey your thirst!
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Saturday, January 31st, 2004
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10:51 pm - When you peel off your Sean John's..
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Wednesday, October 29th, 2003
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4:04 pm - Word to mother..
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They god damn okra and beans got ya Oprah in jeans..
It seems to me..
A little Lean Cuisine
wouldn't hurt much..
Hot! Don't touch!
current mood:  hungry
current music: G-Unit - STUNT 101
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(3 moves busted | bust a move)
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Thursday, October 9th, 2003
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2:14 am - FORCED ENTRY
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[23:08] zee analog: that's the girl chris WOULDN'T hook-up with
[23:08] zee analog: she was throwing herself at him
[23:09] PerfectMess: HAHAHHA
no way!
[23:09] PerfectMess: hahahah
[23:09] PerfectMess: okay
[23:09] PerfectMess: he is GAY
[23:09] PerfectMess: i would toss her salad...and she was throwing herself at him...and he said NO!
[23:09] PerfectMess: okay yeah...he IS gay you were right! oh my god
[23:09] zee analog: lol
[23:09] zee analog: z is always right
[23:09] PerfectMess: z-money!
current mood:  sleepy
current music: Carson Daily..But you can call him CHEWY!
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
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11:51 am - SINCE Y'ALL WANTED A RECENT PICTURE OF Z
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Friday, June 20th, 2003
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4:02 pm - GUESS WHO'S BACK. BACK AGAIN. Z IS BACK. TELL SOME MEN..
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I have been pressured to update..so here it is!
I graduated from school FINALLY. Who's throwing me a party??
It's been over a month and they still haven't mailed me my diploma, odd..
I went to cedar point wedneday..it was pretty fun, but i didn't get to go on the new ride though =[ when I was there, it was the first time in a month that they turned it on, but it was only running for about an hour. My friends, Mr. Autopsy and Meltdown, were supposed to be in the next group to ride it before they shut it down again. That's rough..
I guess they officially re-opened today..Argh.
I have no job officially. But I have started my own biznass fixing computers. I can't believe people let me in their house to mess with their shit..
It's a nice day outside but I walked out there for a minute and got bored. It sucks not having money..It also sucks living in the middle of nowhere..
current mood:  bored
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(23 moves busted | bust a move)
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
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3:05 am - demon
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Saturday, March 8th, 2003
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2:34 pm - I wouldn't exactly say I'd been missing it, Bob..
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i decided not to go into work today
..or anymore
current mood: pleased
current music: Dark Lotus - Nobody Likes Me
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Thursday, February 6th, 2003
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4:10 am - my swedish friend
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I just saw the video for Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" by NIN.
I'm disturbed..
current mood: discontent
current music: 2-Pac - Thugz Mansion Accoustic
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Thursday, January 30th, 2003
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1:20 pm - nightmare on z st.
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her and i making out in bed in the dark
her saying, "Now there's an Indian for both of us"
sister sneaking in bed and freaking us out
me yelling, "I'm naked!" to scare sister off
walking with sister out in hallway
creepy little blonde girl
purple and blue lights
asking her, while shaking her
"Why are you here??" "Go away!"
Wanted to push her down the stairs..
current mood:  lazy
current music: Sean Paul - Get Busy
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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Wednesday, January 15th, 2003
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3:33 pm - Shifty characters..
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Pisces Horoscope
Wed Jan. 15, 2003
by Astrocenter.com
You might be introduced to a new colleague, dear Pisces. Don't be surprised if this person makes your flesh crawl. This could be a warning signal, or it could simply mean that this person is absolutely terrified and therefore acting defensive. Don't jump to any conclusions about this person until you get to know him or her better. Remember, always give the benefit of the doubt whenever possible.
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(bust a move)
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Monday, January 13th, 2003
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1:31 pm - You want lobster?? I'm thinking Burger King..
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Still without my Spice Platinum =[
I may have to retire from the bootleg business and get to rockin' product.
Met up with Autopsy at Dave & Buster's, luckily we didn't encounter any busters (or dave's for that matter,) or two-man cell woulda had to regulate..
They always manage to screw up my New Orlean's chicken sandwich and forget my ranch dressing..I did get some happy hour 1/2 off COCKtails though..
I'm so bored I might go to school..that's bad. I need to visit 2 websites and write a small visit report about it, sounds easy enough. This is the kind of rigorous work senior college students are subjected to..
Still waiting for 2 places to get back to me about a job, nobody ever seems to email or call me back, they must suspect I'm a shady character or something..
current mood: bored
current music: NWA - Fuck Tha Police
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(bust a move)
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Tuesday, January 7th, 2003
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5:41 pm
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Mon Jan. 6, 2003
by Astrology.com
You wake up this morning with a grin as big as Texas and a heart fluttering with love for the world. Strap on your fairy wings and fly all over the country spreading your happy dust far and wide."
Mon Jan. 6, 2003
by Astrocenter.com
It isn't just princesses who get to live happily ever after in fairy tales, dear Pisces. You have this right as well. The conditions are ripe for attracting a special person into your life. There is no need to rely on "expert" advice for attracting a soul mate. It is your own unique qualities that will beckon to Prince Charming.
I can't wait to find Prince Charming
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(5 moves busted | bust a move)
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Monday, November 25th, 2002
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3:13 pm - bushy
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Monday, November 18th, 2002
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12:07 am - HUSSIE PATROL
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I was on my way to pick up lunch today and I stopped my car at a redlight while talkin to my sister on the phone. I looked over and saw this car with 3 blonde girls in it looking and smiling at me; so I smiled and looked away and finished up my phone conversation. I put my phone down and looked over and the girl driving was givin me a 'come hither' look and she began to suck and lick her finger like she was giving it oral. I cracked up and shook my head..then i raised my eyebrow and and looked at them and pointed at them and then back at me and nodded..the I busted out laughing again and the light turned green and the drove off..then I got distracted by my tasty Chili's to-go lunch and totally forgot about the car full of poon I had just encountered.
why does shit like this always happen to me?
current mood:  tired
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(1 move busted | bust a move)
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